Linlistgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic jellyfish.

Linlistgub created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Linlistgub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Linlistgub, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Linlistgub's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Linlistgub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Linlistgub loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Put Linlistgub first in all things.

5. Do not shave your chest.