Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous meerkat.

Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis, it will turn you into a hamster.

Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Somdutdibsogwatlin Milrotflis loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pour water over plants.