Ventiflinnil is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless swallow.

Ventiflinnil created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ventiflinnil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ventiflinnil, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ventiflinnil's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ventiflinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ventiflinnil's priests.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Pray towards the north.