Fossdidhig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic deer.

Fossdidhig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fossdidhig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossdidhig, he will laugh at you.

Fossdidhig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fossdidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fossdidhig.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never go into gray rooms.