Tansadflow is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Tansadflow created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tansadflow, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tansadflow, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tansadflow's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tansadflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tansadflow loves cats, so they must be respected.