Bedparkbabmetstragyokjanbig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust frog.

Bedparkbabmetstragyokjanbig created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedparkbabmetstragyokjanbig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedparkbabmetstragyokjanbig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bedparkbabmetstragyokjanbig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bedparkbabmetstragyokjanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about gravity.