Jablengem is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying jellyfish.

Jablengem created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jablengem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jablengem, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jablengem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jablengem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jablengem.