Yatbafpid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish bat.

Yatbafpid created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatbafpid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatbafpid, she will turn you into a mole.

Yatbafpid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yatbafpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Never pour water over plants.