Cenvadben is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous warg.

Cenvadben created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenvadben, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenvadben, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cenvadben's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cenvadben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Worship no other gods but Cenvadben.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not drink alcohol.