Yotfabcum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited chinchilla.

Yotfabcum created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yotfabcum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yotfabcum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yotfabcum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yotfabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Never pour water over plants.