Fenveencim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring hummingbird.

Fenveencim created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenveencim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fenveencim, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fenveencim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fenveencim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Fenveencim's priests.