Sigpasquafguthot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring goat.

Sigpasquafguthot created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigpasquafguthot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigpasquafguthot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sigpasquafguthot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sigpasquafguthot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo scarves.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Sigpasquafguthot loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help foxes in need.