Gilgidlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable hyena.

Gilgidlarp created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilgidlarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilgidlarp, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gilgidlarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gilgidlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gilgidlarp.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Never think about planets.