Cumwabdapripmettof is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring whale.

Cumwabdapripmettof created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumwabdapripmettof, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cumwabdapripmettof, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cumwabdapripmettof's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cumwabdapripmettof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must pray to Cumwabdapripmettof nine times a day.

3. Always obey Cumwabdapripmettof's priests.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cumwabdapripmettof on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Cumwabdapripmettof.