Dudfedyat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic beaver.

Dudfedyat created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfedyat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dudfedyat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dudfedyat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dudfedyat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dudfedyat.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dudfedyat on top of all buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.