Zenlopbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain aardvark.

Zenlopbab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zenlopbab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zenlopbab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zenlopbab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zenlopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing violet stockings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zenlopbab.

5. Do not stand on grass.