Dodjonkopstip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome horse.

Dodjonkopstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodjonkopstip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dodjonkopstip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dodjonkopstip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dodjonkopstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Always take life seriously.