Sidpinben is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent squid.

Sidpinben created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidpinben, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidpinben, he will cry a lot.

Sidpinben's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sidpinben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. You must pray to Sidpinben four times a day.