Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud butterfly.

Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab's Holy Commandments

1. Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sasyattag Dudyarpwon Flanwapab.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Retreat if four frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.