Aflagnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous cat.

Aflagnel created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aflagnel, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Aflagnel, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Aflagnel's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Aflagnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Aflagnel.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.