Lunnillarp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring horse.

Lunnillarp created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnillarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lunnillarp, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lunnillarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lunnillarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lunnillarp on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away from yellow ducks, for they are unholy.