Yarbanhak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient shark.

Yarbanhak created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbanhak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarbanhak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yarbanhak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yarbanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never run near doves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarbanhak.

5. Always pray immersed in water.