Niblimpig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable meerkat.

Niblimpig created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niblimpig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niblimpig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Niblimpig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Niblimpig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Niblimpig on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.