Vinlopgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing eagle.

Vinlopgeb created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinlopgeb, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinlopgeb, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vinlopgeb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vinlopgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.