Nurltalkem is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ruthless donkey.

Nurltalkem created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurltalkem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurltalkem, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurltalkem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nurltalkem's Holy Commandments

1. Nurltalkem loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.