Canbelllop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent tortoise.

Canbelllop created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbelllop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Canbelllop, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Canbelllop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Canbelllop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Canbelllop.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if six cats approach from the west.

5. Never bounce near mice.