Gadjabdotgep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental hare.

Gadjabdotgep created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Gadjabdotgep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadjabdotgep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gadjabdotgep's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gadjabdotgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never sit near nematodes.