Gomgidcap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable cobra.

Gomgidcap created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgidcap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gomgidcap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gomgidcap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gomgidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gomgidcap.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.