Targfem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic fly.

Targfem created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Targfem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Targfem, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Targfem's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Targfem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.