Figmadzod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty capybara.

Figmadzod created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Figmadzod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Figmadzod, she will destroy your favourite star.

Figmadzod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Figmadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Figmadzod.