Bopkanlib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental eagle.

Bopkanlib created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopkanlib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopkanlib, she will make you grow a tail.

Bopkanlib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bopkanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing orange dresses.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not kill badgers.