Voghivtarpbodvadbegvilcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, compassionate otter.

Voghivtarpbodvadbegvilcib created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voghivtarpbodvadbegvilcib, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Voghivtarpbodvadbegvilcib, she will try to impress you with trees.

Voghivtarpbodvadbegvilcib's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Voghivtarpbodvadbegvilcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about cell theory.