Yamlakflag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent shark.

Yamlakflag created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamlakflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yamlakflag, it will turn you into a mole.

Yamlakflag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yamlakflag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yamlakflag.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Yamlakflag.

4. Never sing near tapirs.

5. Never talk about fire.