Faskartonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind raven.

Faskartonk created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faskartonk, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Faskartonk, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Faskartonk's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Faskartonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never laugh in holy places.