Sidnancudmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast capybara.

Sidnancudmeg created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnancudmeg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sidnancudmeg, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sidnancudmeg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sidnancudmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidnancudmeg.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.