Rutnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able manatee.

Rutnurl created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutnurl, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutnurl, it will not invite you to parties.

Rutnurl's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rutnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help bats in need.