Cebjam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest otter.

Cebjam created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebjam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebjam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cebjam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cebjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.