Zenflisfud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective weasel.

Zenflisfud created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenflisfud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zenflisfud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zenflisfud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zenflisfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.