Mipjarnduss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful dog.

Mipjarnduss created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Mipjarnduss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipjarnduss, he will send you a sign.

Mipjarnduss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mipjarnduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mipjarnduss' priests.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if seven birds approach from the east.