Kemjadbit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident scorpion.

Kemjadbit created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemjadbit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kemjadbit, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kemjadbit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kemjadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kemjadbit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.