Cidquatfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless walrus.

Cidquatfat created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidquatfat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidquatfat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cidquatfat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cidquatfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the south.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the west.