Beggabfed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage shrew.

Beggabfed created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beggabfed, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Beggabfed, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Beggabfed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Beggabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.