Flamyarlbenspag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome gnu.

Flamyarlbenspag created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamyarlbenspag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flamyarlbenspag, it will cry a lot.

Flamyarlbenspag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flamyarlbenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Worship no other gods but Flamyarlbenspag.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.