Bophogbam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent hare.

Bophogbam created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bophogbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bophogbam, it will strike you with lightening.

Bophogbam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bophogbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Bophogbam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Hide from turquoise goats for they are unholy.