Cedcudlip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered chinchilla.

Cedcudlip created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedcudlip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedcudlip, it will not care at all.

Cedcudlip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cedcudlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedcudlip.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Cedcudlip must be the most important thing in your life.