Teencedmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured bat.

Teencedmob created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Teencedmob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Teencedmob, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Teencedmob's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Teencedmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Teencedmob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.