Wadsinrig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, stupid horse.

Wadsinrig created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadsinrig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadsinrig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wadsinrig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wadsinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Wadsinrig.

3. You must pray to Wadsinrig nine times a day.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Always help sick manatees.