Zanflowfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical human.

Zanflowfen created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanflowfen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zanflowfen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zanflowfen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zanflowfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.