Vin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful dingo.

Vin created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Vin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not take Vin's name in vain.