Pomyokfot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered swan.

Pomyokfot created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomyokfot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomyokfot, she will cry a lot.

Pomyokfot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pomyokfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always stare at clouds.